The story of Garbunkle, the Sluttiest Virgin and their life's work, creating the Horny Weapons. 
Butt Plug Throwing Star.... Got it! 
Tentacle laden Trident........Got it! 
Hitachi Magic Wand Nunchucks Those Too And More!!!!! 
10 Horny Weapons and 2 Horny Spells that's fully playable in 5e (easily converted to other systems) that are hot, wet, sultry yet well balanced to please player and GM alike. Get one for your perverted nerd, blind cousin or grade schooler, get 12 for your mom, she's great. 
24 page riso zine
Important to say also:
This is adult content meant to illicit laughs and be goofy. If you want to use these in your game, give them away, or mention them to a stranger on a subway, get the approval of everyone involved and make sure they are having a good time. Ask the GM to check that the NPCs give consent too. Our games are places to escape the challenges of the world, not to relive them. Levity not loneliness.